Miscellaneous: Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend....

By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

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By blah - 10/04/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

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By teea - 15/11/2012 23:34 - Australia - Saint Lucia

Today, my boyfriend and I cleaned his parents' whole house while they were out, just to be nice. When they came home, they assumed we only did it because we'd made some huge mess that we needed to hide. I'm now banned from their house. FML

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Busted

By far23 - 15/07/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I had a big party that left my house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When my parents got home, my dad said, "Did you have fun at the party?" I said, "How'd you know?" and he replied, "You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left." FML

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You deserved it 53 954

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By Kay Kay - 23/05/2020 05:00

Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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You deserved it 30 485

By Lichelle - 10/03/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML

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You deserved it 72 729

Roommates from hell

By ugh - 30/09/2011 19:45 - United States

Today, after a month of living in a pigsty of an apartment with my roommates, I spent the day cleaning the place out. When everyone returned home, instead of thanking me, all they could do was point out the spots I'd missed. FML

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You deserved it 3 514

By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

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Caught in 4K

By its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

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You deserved it 127 834

By sadcinderella - 22/12/2009 07:01 - United States

Today, I spent my day alone while my parents and siblings were at school and work. Trying to be helpful, I cleaned out the fridge, did 5 loads of laundry, worked outside, fed the pets and made dinner for the entire family. The evening was spent hearing complaints of how wrong I did everything. FML

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You deserved it 3 306

Serial 2

Monday 6 April 2009 0:59

i've been there..never understood how the house can be "too clean"

liz16 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:00

if they already think you did you might as well have had one

Comments

wandaax03 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:25

Lol at #12 and #11. Been there though.. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. It sucks.

bill_william9000 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:27

brownie points?

eschreib 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:27

my parents would accuse me of something like that. that is, if they would let me spend the weekend alone in the first place

lolwhat_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:34

agreed with number 10, 11, and 12 ;D

fml911 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:39

haha well obviously your rents dont trust you !

Gringo_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:45

Next time, do throw a party, and leave it in a mess, when they ask "WTF!?" Say: "I didn't want it to look I was covering up, so I decided to leave it"

will90 5

Monday 6 April 2009 1:49

FYL for not having a party.

tipsypiink 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:52

i have to say YDI. Only because....if youre going to be a good kid and do all that shit much less clean the house, atleast put it to good use before doing so.

mrcarmine 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:59

wow trust issues haha there was no evidence of a party, so i hope you didn't get in trouble. and don't listen to all these people, house parties suck when they're at your house. all you should have done is have one or two people over for some sex or something lol hahaha #19