By sockmonkey - 01/05/2012 02:21 - United States - Corona

Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends, and now it's all over Facebook. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 791
You deserved it 4 285

Same thing different taste

Top comments

daisyismydog 3

You can just take a bunch of showers or buy your own deoderant. Problem diverted.

Well isn't it nice when parents act like immature teens. FYL OP!

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Tweekz14 5

Don't shower either and stay in their room all day, make em regret it.

watsonpsykosis 10

Don't shower for a day or two and be sure to work up a good sweat every couple hours. Then use their bedding and clothes to dry off with.

Greendaycheese 12

Poke holes in their condoms >_>

And bring in even more children into this world for them to torment with prohibiting good hygiene? Great idea!

The only problem with that is then they really won't be able to afford deodorant...

They did it because you're not good at English anyway and most likely can't read their embarrassing posts about you. Does anyone else smell old cat pee? *sniff sniff*

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Nah, that's just the aroma of a grateful homeless man.

TheFamilyElf 17

That... Really (snicker) stinks. I'm sorry, it had to be done.

LunaDragon 10

Isn't supposed to be 'well that's a stinky situation'? -.-

_ebbonyy 11

they're both terrible to be honest haha :-)

TheFamilyElf 17

Eh, what can I say? I tried. I failed. :P

pm_sky 0

what a lame punishment, they probably embarrassed themselves by posting what they did on fb!

lets hope your nat fat... or your guna b sweatin like a pig!

Oh god, your spelling. It's atrocious. We need DocBastard to fix him, NOW!

"Let's hope you're not fat, or you're going to be sweating like a pig!" I'm no DocBastard, but it was so horrendous I had to do my part. :(

minidinosaurgoes 9

*you're *not *you're *going to be *sweating People like you make me want to shoot myself in the face

67 - You've done your part, and for that, we are grateful.

show them the effectiveness of such a punishment by going sleeveless and making a point to raise your arms whenever youre near them

Guess you're just gonna have to shower more.

Use your parents pillows to wipe the sweat from your pits after a nice run. That will teach them a lesson. Kind of gross though.