By Imgonnahaveabf - 05/01/2012 12:06 - United States

Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML
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FortuneCookie3 1

attack it every time it barks

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ICATiger 13

Guess it's the dog who gets the last laugh...

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dorky_lette 5

if laughter makes you live longer does this mean your dog is trying to kill you?

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BruceV18 2

...I hate to tell you this, but your dog may be the Anti-Christ

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Wrong, I am. That dog right there is Cujo...

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Zomg_Okay 26

Every time the dog goes for you, give him a good smack on the nose. Just hard enough that next time he'll think twice about it. Dogs are basically domesticated wolves. They view their families as their pack and as such they try to establish a nice high spot in the pecking order, preferably the top. You establish early on that the dog is at and will stay at the bottom of the pack. If you handle it right, you get a dog that will respect you, protect you if necessary and most importantly, behave.

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NAAMxLOOS 11

I second this >hurrdurr useless comment

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Roevera 14

Who died and made you the dog whisperer?

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Zomg_Okay 26

96 - Nobody died, thankfully. Is it really such a big deal that I know how to care for dogs?

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crammer1 6

Give the dog das boot!!!

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bayboo_kraziee 0

And... Let me guess, you love to laugh a lot?

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Rae1797 0

Is it a puppy, or and adult? Puppies do that kind of stuff and you can train them not to. But dogs? You're screwed aha

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