By Lichelle - 10/03/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 108
You deserved it 72 722

Same thing different taste

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Lmao, sorry but that's priceless. You should really block off your parents' room when having a party.

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This is why you attend parties not host them.... fail. Also, you should have had a "small gathering" instead of "parties". You got what you deserved.

Outkast 0

man what happened next do you still live there???

how do you "forget" about something like that? now first of all, throwing one party let alone a few during your parents' absence is not okay, [i'm 18, so i'm not like a parent scolding you] and second of all.... wth IF i were to EVER throw a party and that happened, it would be the FIRST thing i would clean up. also, IF i were to EVER throw a party, i would lock my parents' door from the inside and climb out the window [on the second story] to make sure no one got in there. [of course, one would need to get a way back in....... didn't think of that. but still]

maybe, just maybe... with your keys...through the front door...

you would deserve it if it were true. You probably deserve to be disowned for even lying about it

lock the room, lock the windows and don't forget to lock important shit such as pets in there. seriously, people are known for giving drugs to dogs and stuff. thankfully that's never happened to me but that might be because i follow the don't host rule. honestly, letting people screw in your parent's bed is disgusting. ALWAYS lock the damn room.

Basically: I've been there, done that. Its hard closing of one room at a party if u dont have a key :( , btw. im impressed how u manage to throw SEVERAL parties in a weekend, one was definetly enough for me. Well I hope your parents wont ground/punish you forever :)

Never let other people go in ur parents bed!

imtoast 0

hahaha @ 23 btw why didn't you wash your parents sheets if you cleaned everything else?? seriously, thats disgusting ew.

mmiikkee 0

That's your own fault dumbass