Love: Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known...

By Anonymous - 23/10/2010 16:01 - United States

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

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By YoungBlood - 16/08/2024 08:00 - Australia

Today, I found out that when my mum had introduced me to her boyfriend, it was right before his birthday, so she'd rounded his age up. For two years I thought he was seven and a half years older than me, when really he's actually six and a half years older. FML

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Is this guy Hugh Hefner?

By Gold diggerzzzzzzz - 15/03/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML

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By FreakedOut - 31/07/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML

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He gets around

By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when my dad said he was dating a woman he met at his retirees social club, I assumed it was a woman also in her 60s. Nope. Barmaid. A whole 42 years younger than him, 9 years younger than me. FML

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Casual

By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad casually mentioned my half-sister in conversation. He had her out of wedlock when he was only 13. NEWS TO ME, HE'S NEVER MENTIONED I HAVE A HALF-SISTER BEFORE AND I'M FREAKING 22 YEARS-OLD. Apparently he and mom thought I knew, and just forgot to tell me. FML

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By .... - 08/06/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several time,s and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

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Family goals

By Stephenstrange - 22/07/2021 13:59 - United States - Clinton Township

Today, I asked my mom to tell me how she met my dad, because after 15 years me and my dad are finally working on our relationship. My mom thought it was a good time to tell me he’s not my father, and that my biological father wants to meet me this week. FML

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That's creepy, dude

By Anonymous - 04/10/2021 11:01

Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML

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By ohcrap - 11/12/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

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lexie206 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 23:35

wow. I guess age really didn't matter to them..

Pixelduhst 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 23:39

That's... wow. The fact that they actually stayed together up until now is a miracle in itself.

Comments

Countryboy42 3

Monday 25 October 2010 4:24

haha thats sad that a 21 yr old guy has to go that low to get a girl

stephanie911_fml 0

Monday 25 October 2010 5:24

I'm 15, and dating a 68year old man( ;

HITide76808 0

Sunday 24 June 2012 12:35

Hahaha yeah right.

Volvex 2

Monday 25 October 2010 5:41

Assuming OP is older than 12, That's, just amazing. I mean seriously, he dated her when she was 13 and kept at it until they got married, had a kid, and are still together? of course, a lot of assumption's going here, so don't fret it people.

megansthecat 0

Monday 25 October 2010 7:07

I don't see how that's bad. Age is just a number./:

DVecc 0

Monday 25 October 2010 7:16

... I think your dad is a creeper/pedophile

nifkin 0

Monday 25 October 2010 7:18

isn't that illegal?

WTFreversed 5

Monday 25 October 2010 10:17

21 13 gees that's weird ...she wanted rides to the candy store he wanted to get laid

babygirldhayes 0

Monday 25 October 2010 11:08

first y have that conversation with your parent and if I dated a 21 year old at 13 I would kill myself with the awkwardness of them making me OR EVEN TELLING ME

babygirldhayes 0

Monday 25 October 2010 11:14

hunteralpha wat r u a councilor we don't need your help I think your nasty 13 year olds don't have any knowing of true luv u see my point you have too much dumb dums for breackfast lunch and dinner ur the one giving bs

HunterAlpha1 8

Monday 25 October 2010 21:52

so you must be one of those people who think everyone is just a dumb animal until the day they turn 18. some people are just made for each other, why should they stay apart just because of age difference? i hope you fall into a deep hole and die.