By wtf - 29/11/2010 16:05 - United States

Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML
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thatdudeguy 0

make love to the babysitter, that will show them.

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perdix 29

Is he or she hawt? If so, you know what to do. Turn the babysitter into your own personal ho.

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UhhOhCece126 0

That stinks, but your almost 18! not much longer till you don't need a baby sitter.

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Lizmab20 0

I remember what I was like at 17. I wouldn't leave a 17 year old home alone while I was out of the country.

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JERZBornNRaised 7

that blows, ive been home alone since ive been like 10, im 20 now and im fine haha, they are just over protective, you are a girl and i know for a fact your dad was the one who hired the babysitter lmao.. im doin the same to my daughter when i have kids, they aint havin no guys over

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choirigo 6

But maybe you should tell your babysitter that you are old enough to be alone and that he/she can go home :D

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WhiiT3TiGeR 0

Or you can bang her.

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Perplex_fml 2

the adult age is 18 for a reason get over yourself

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Stevie_87 0

since when is iowa "freezing" ?? come up to canada and grow some balls

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tigercoon 12

And you move to Antarctica and grow some balls as well. OP didn't say Iowa was the coldest place on Earth. It's not a ******* competition.

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Ranimal 12

What if the sitter is a dude, or Super Nanny? Just curious.

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amerwin 3

If I were you, I would prefer to be left home than to play third wheel on an island with my parents for an inordinate amount of time. The babysitter is definitely a buzzkill.

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