By wtf - 29/11/2010 16:05 - United States

Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 246
You deserved it 4 245

Same thing different taste

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make love to the babysitter, that will show them.

perdix 29

Is he or she hawt? If so, you know what to do. Turn the babysitter into your own personal ho.

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51, My son is only a year and a half old. He takes naps. Stop acting like a jackass. Do you not care if your kid or future kid sleeps on the ground or something?

I'm from there!!!! :D sorry that sucks.

lol.wow. dnt be sorry .i live in cayman and it SUCKS. but wow ..they hired a babysitter? o_o

I''d say your parents are just erring on the side of caution. You're still their child...however a babysitter seems like a little much--couldn't they have just had a relative or neighbor check in on you each day or something?

WankersCramp 0

rape the sitter and then slit her throat. throw a party and blow up the house.

malisa916 7

"I never get into trouble" could also be translated as "I've never been caught." Just saying...

sillychilegirl 0