Health, Cake, Roommate and Drugs: Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment....

By Cookie - 22/12/2011 18:11 - South Africa

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

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By its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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By Bontempi - 19/07/2012 18:55 - France

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

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By non-baker - 18/03/2015 02:12 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I baked a cake for when my mum came home. I did everything I needed to do and put it in the oven, set the timer and went to do some things around the house. When my mum came home, she asked why there was a uncooked cake mix sitting in the oven. I forgot to turn the oven on. FML

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By badsister - 10/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML

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By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling, "Who's your daddy?" at his plate of barbecued meat, and my mom just sat there with that, "What the hell happened to my life?" look on her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 09:43 - United States

Today, as I'm pregnant, my mom came over to do some nice things for me, such as clean my kitchen and cook a large pot of my favorite soup. When she left, I took a nap, planning to eat later. I woke up to find my roommates had trashed my kitchen and eaten all my soup. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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MSheary1993 1

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:37

I was gonna clean my room but then I got high!

finished 10

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:35

Call them and find out you'll be less worried :)

Comments

skinthesnakes 6

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:48

Hopefully they didn't hit a "pot" hole.

ItsDrayDay 3

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:51

That's so awesome ha

Rddvl 11

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:51

What the **** was in the cake?!?

alexwarfield333 1

Thursday 22 December 2011 23:58

You're stupid.....

kylelove 8

Wednesday 16 May 2012 7:58

Weed

onikage_666 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:56

You deserved to be baked... Its a good thing.

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:56

Your Roomate is an ass.

nerdchic 5

Friday 23 December 2011 3:16

Why is he an ass? Pot cake sounds amazing!

OhMyAlla 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 3:46

He is defiantly not an ass If anything he's a very giving person who is sincere with his weed!!!

idontknowyou123 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:57

Whoa bro... That cake is like totally baked bro... awwww yeeee

Horcruxer 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:59

So baked how ironic

racheljessie 17

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:59

Did the cake give you guys the munchies?! But seriously, I hope everyone's okay, OP! Like people have said, just give them a call.

bizarre_ftw 21

Thursday 22 December 2011 23:04

YDI, yes that's unfortunate, but where have you been living?! Under a media-less rock?! It is common sense not to serve mysterious pastries baked by friends capable of this to anyone without proper caution, most Definitely your parents!!!!! ****! This YDI takes the cake! (had to, I accept the thumbs downs I'll get for it) Go watch EVERY "that 70s show" episode!!!! Now!!!! And maybe there'll be hope for you!!

BeautyMonster 17

Thursday 22 December 2011 23:11

Yeah, because you can't trust the person you're living with... obviously the OP trusted him/her. Most likely didn't give a reason not to until now. YDI? No.

bizarre_ftw 21

Thursday 22 December 2011 23:19

Eh, different styles, I barely trust anyone, to each their own. By the way, that was a joke. Though the tone was more harsh than I intended so that's also a mix up