By vsf - 02/08/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair because they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confused by the hall of mirrors. FML
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mandywaffles 0

I thought cotton candy melted in your mouth...

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Gamakichi 0

Well if you were able to post this, and use standard proper English; you'd probably, at the least, be allowed entry.

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enonymous 8

If my dad didn't have a leash tied on me this would have happened to me. You should be so lucky this isn't your fate. Cotton Candy... The sugary killer

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blargheria 0

you should be thanking them that they care. either way, FYL

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brodyd10 0

Well if you use words like "reckon" your iq probably is low.

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ThisRandomChild 0

I was gonna say that, but then I remembered that my family is from the south, and even though they say 'reckon' there still educated and intelligent.

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Ugi 26

There's nothing wrong with using "reckon" to mean "think" - it's the third option quoted above and thou' informal, this is something of an informal site, don't you reckon? There are many turns of phrase used on this site that sound odd, excessively trendy or outdated to me. However, I can recognise that this is because most posters are American and therefore have quite a different exposure to colloquial expression. You might consider that not everyone has the same background as you. Failure to conform is quite different from a lack of intelligence.,

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SomeFMLPerson 0

53 - Please don't claim to be educated and intelligent when you don't know when to use "they're" and when to use "there".

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scenequeen2lean 0

Yeah those fun houses can really getcha.

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Epsilonyx 15

This made me lol hard.

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JustTemporary 24

I must say the necklace you have on in your profile picture is awesome! Harry potter

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bgibbz 15

I didn't read your comment fully at first and thought you wrote "This made me hard"...lmao

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Thejackel79 9

As someone who has worked in carnivals my entire life, I am going to want to slap your parents for being the ones with low iq. if someone chokes on cotton candy I would be impressed considering it is mostly sugar. as for the hall of mirrors part well I don't want to say it can't happen but you seem intelligent enough for it not to. bottom line fyl and screw your parents

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Bizzzy 5

woah show off that you know more than they do

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

Watch the keyboard it has sharp edges!

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justysgirl 3

haha I reckon. who says that?

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SPD935 5

I do. But I live in the south. it is "different" here.

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justysgirl 3

I live in the south too but I've never heard someone say it

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SPD935 5

hmm, maybe it's just me then idk.

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redneck14 11

#28 its not just you. I live in the south.. Wayy too many people say it here

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dudeitsdanny 9

I done reckon you fellers ain't spent emough time in the south. Neither have I, but I watch TV, and I can't read this FML without a thick, southern accent. I also read it as I imagine Huckleberry Finn would.

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