By wetsheets - 07/01/2013 13:01 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

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Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML
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perdix 29

Tell everyone you're a "squirter," because that's a lot sexier than "bed-wetter."

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

Now all he needs to do is get those doggy pads for you like the earlier fml I moderated!

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ohhhsnapple 14

Psh, if it was his idea to try it, I'm sure he expected that you might pee. No need to be embarrassed.

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lowshadows 21

if its worth an ****** its worth everything.

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gameover18 17

Try the shower next time. It'll Just go down the drain.

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taka805 10

Scratch golden shower off the good O' bucket list...

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lostmongoose 23

Am I the only one who finds sex with a full bladder uncomfortable? Also it took you this long to have sex with a full bladder?

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knoxxx 22

You're not the only one. I find sex with a full bladder incredibly painful. Plus it's a good way to get a UTI.

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goose12321 11

50 shades of grey and one shade of yellow.

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