By wetsheets - 07/01/2013 13:01 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

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Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML
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perdix 29

Tell everyone you're a "squirter," because that's a lot sexier than "bed-wetter."

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xeka 10

At least he's mature enough to READ pron, not WATCH it. XD

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StanSmith2013 26

This is why you shouldn't believe everything you read! The Illuminati is coming for you!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

lol I remember that part in the book (technically that's the third one, and yes, I own and have read all three :p) and thought, "What?" Personally I find having sex with a full bladder uncomfortable, and for that very reason - I'm all for an ****** but not peeing the bed. But congrats on having a successful 50 Shades experience and a mind-blowing ******. ;)

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MNBOY16 15

Just can't please every woman!

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amberstarr89 5

It's called squirting... Look it up

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amberstarr89 5

It's called squirting... Look it up.... And it only happens with real intense orgasms regardless of whether or not the bladder is full.... U should be so lucky to experience this... It's toe curling, back scratching, screaming fun

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Batterypost 23

Squrting and urinating are two very different things.

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urbanimpression 6

Notice it said partner.... Could be two guys

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Goddamnidiots 12

Notice that it says explicty on the fml that the OP is a woman.

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