Sex, Poopoo peepee and Intimacy: Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making...

By wetsheets - 07/01/2013 13:01 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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By never again - 30/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML

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By mybad7 - 15/09/2009 08:13 - Australia

Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin, and in a puddle of my own piss. FML

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ariverperson 11

Monday 7 January 2013 18:49

urine a bit of a messy situation there

perdix 29

Monday 7 January 2013 18:52

Tell everyone you're a "squirter," because that's a lot sexier than "bed-wetter."

Comments

Cupcake040 17

Monday 7 January 2013 19:02

In comparison to most women at least you orgasmed......good luck cleaning up and at least you can hold your boyfriend to reading mommy ****

kobelstone23 13

Monday 7 January 2013 19:33

Aha! You agree with me!

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 7 January 2013 19:36

The partner with the clever idea can clean it up.

tacojauns 45

Monday 7 January 2013 19:06

worth it?

DEATHBYEX1LE 11

Monday 7 January 2013 22:19

Well, it is posted on a website called **** My Life, so I think you have the answer right there. .

tacojauns 45

Tuesday 8 January 2013 21:41

fair enough my good man

diving_fml 30

Monday 7 January 2013 19:08

YDI, should have seen bed wetting as a side affect of a full bladder and pressure

perdix 29

Monday 7 January 2013 19:16

#13, "Under pressure Pushing down on you Pressing down on me No man has more" Excuse me, I have to go . . .

Valiumknights44 12

Monday 7 January 2013 19:09

I love all the people who try to use 50 shades of grey to spice up their sex lives and end up fail in epic proportions. No good can come from that book. Not a sermon, just a thought.