By wetsheets - 07/01/2013 13:01 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

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Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML
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perdix 29

Tell everyone you're a "squirter," because that's a lot sexier than "bed-wetter."

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vbmg152 18

You should know better! You're over 20, not 16!

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MuseFan1991 14

why should their age mean they can't experiment? i personally plan on experimenting til im 100

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jamnglamgirlie 17

Sorry, but having sex with a full bladder sounds disgusting to me.

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Gwyddone 29

Well, at least your husband was trying to give you a mind-blowing ******... bad luck on the other side, but he still thought about you...

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astro20 5

Only cool kids piss's the bed.

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DjeePee 24

Thanks to this FML, I will be terrified the next time I have sex with a full bladder.

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pheebs314 17

Just excuse yourself to the restroom, then get back to business with an empty one :D

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tigersman1c 19

Don't worry, i know where the rubber sheets are. I can send you a set. (sorry i am either to tired, but i thought your comment was funny and i guess i thought this was funny too, have a good evening)

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chriswright1888 10

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

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mike307 11

You might have just squirted. It's a different fluid, but can come out with enough force it seems like pee.

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luna2152 3

I was thinking the same thing. Based on the situation, I'd say it was more likely.

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False_Stupidity 41

Sorry but the OP would definitely know if she peed or not. For one thing, the smell is different and also there is the unmistakable sense of relief when going from full bladder to empty.

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Isoldael 27

Not saying I have the answer, but "squirting" has never been scientifically proven to be different from peeing in any real investigation. Not saying it's not real... But yea, it does make one wonder.

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Isoldael 27

If it helps with the germophobia, 87, urine is normally sterile when it leaves the body. As long as you don't leave it lying around the bed too long (which you likely won't, as a germophobe), you should be fine and it won't be much worse germ-wise than cleaning up a glass of spilled milk. In any case, you could always empty your bladder before sex, that should considerably reduce the risk :) Good luck!

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Miltonius 15

Well, you know what they say: if it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down! Yes, that was a quote from an older FML. Either way, an ****** for a bed that needs cleaning seems like a decent trade. At least his plan worked. Imagine the embarrassment if you got nothing out of it and still urinated on the bed. Also, how exactly did you manage to not piss on your partner? I'm guessing the incident took place during the ****** (it sounds odd if it were afterwards), so he must have still been around.

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