Serves you right for being in that 'God' forsaken place... Go out into the world and do good without the fear of retribution or punishment... And maybe you'd keep your phone too :)

So much for "good Christians"... EDIT: Wait, nevermind. It's Michigan.

Ironic, and shady

A pastor said to me once as he told a story about a stolen purse the lady said "Who would steal from a church?" he replied "Who wouldn't?"

Oh the irony!!!

that's what you get for going to church

Pray about it

Church, the smell of hypocrisy.

Had my iPod touch stolen at church a few years ago, found who did it thankfully, and man was he embarrassed lol

A good friend of mine and his wife were debating whether they should start attending Sunday mass. His wife cited that attending church regularly would make them 'better' people, as well as allow them to associate with other 'good people'. He responded by saying that "just because I spend a lot of time in the garage, that doesn't make me a car". Never have I laughed so hard in my life.