By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 272
You deserved it 3 965

Same thing different taste

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Reminds me of the “I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness" quote:(

Have somebody dial your number and see if the ministers's pocket rings!

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Hah, that's nothing, I once had my bible stolen at a pub.

So... a bible is worth more than a phone? Also, I'm curious as to why you would take your bible to a pub

No, the opposite: because a bible costs less than a phone, it seems less likely that it would get stolen. And I had it with me because I just came from study group. And that also shows you, Christians visit bars and thieves visit churches. Everyone is the same apparently :)

TallMist 32

"Everyone is the same." So, a person that goes to the bar is the same as a person who steals? What?

Not all people who attend church are Christians and not all Christians practice their faith accordingly so it can def happen

There is a motive behind coming to church and all motives are not same.

elizacandle 29

it's OK because God will forgive them

really? they steal? how? every church I go to they ASK for an offering. they don't say "oh hey by the way you HAVE to give us money or you will never leave." they don't demand it. One has the choice to put money in the basket. By your logic, I guess Goodwill is run by a bunch of no good thieves too since they take donations. Oh and salvation army and pretty much any charity huh? yeah gtfo

Check the history of any religion. If you didn't believe what they believed, they took your home, your crops, your land, or your life. Payments to the church have in the past been enforced by the local militia, or by the churches own armies and mercenaries. They would take what you would not, or could not, give. Taking what is not yours to take, whatever the justification, is theft. Current practice has religious types telling people they can buy their way into heaven by sending money. Maybe not theft, but fraud. So yes, churches have a very long history of theft, among many other crimes.

Shoutout to #45 for taking things too seriously