By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
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WCARlover 34

Reminds me of the “I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness" quote:(

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abNormal62 23

Have somebody dial your number and see if the ministers's pocket rings!

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KhaiQ 13

The Church appreciates your donation.

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anotherhuman 31

Some sheep aren't as white as they lead on to be.

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lumene 17

Be glad it was your phone and not your soul!

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michaeldoliszny 6

How are you posting this if your phone was stolen?

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Nova900 17

That's how the church works: Don't be good, but just be bad and then ask for forgiveness.

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rockwrench 18

Crooks sometimes attend church because of the easy targets. You have to be on guard all the time.

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jforren 14

Being a Christian and a good person don't automatically go hand in hand. Sorry about your phone OP!

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valkyire 8

Church is for sinners

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