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By Scholar - 16/06/2011 16:03 - United States

Today, my professor spent the entire class showing us how to make paper airplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year for college. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2011 00:59 - United States

Today, my professor handed me back a paper I spent hours hours working on. At the bottom in red it said "D" followed by, "That was a gift." FML

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Today, I found out that I have to take a weekly workshop outside of class time all semester, and it's only offered on the day I have the most work hours. I barely make ends meet as it is, but the professor said to figure it out or fail. FML

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By crb25453 - 15/10/2015 05:07 - United States - Stafford

Today, I drove to my college campus for my 8 a.m. class, parked, walked the mile and a half to my classroom, just to find out class had been cancelled. The prof didn't send an email because she couldn't remember her password. I paid $1200 to be taught by this woman, who has a doctorate. FML

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Saltime 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 23:07

Now you can make $40,000 paper airplanes.

Snaylor12 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 23:04

well if your engineer it might help

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Chrispayne 4

Friday 17 June 2011 5:47

Not always the college u go to but the classes u take

bpell15 5

Friday 17 June 2011 5:47

now that's what I cal some higher education. no pun intended.

jjasson1296 0

Friday 17 June 2011 6:04

where the hell are you going to school?

lillisums 0

Friday 17 June 2011 6:19

was he teaching aerodynamics?

thechief50 0

Friday 17 June 2011 6:27

do you work for boeing?

BigJ365 4

Friday 17 June 2011 17:16

what up Nate

Ashrob03 0

Friday 17 June 2011 6:39

tell me about it...I once sat through an entire vertebrate bio class where the professor explained how most of the "proof" of the evolutionary theory had been consumed by the Chinese for the "medicinal" effects of dinosaur bones!! WTF!

FMLsOhilarious 6

Friday 17 June 2011 6:46

Geez, the teacher takes ONE ******* class to show you how to make paper airplanes out of how many and you're complaining? Maybe you should go to a community college instead then. YDI.

kayomi 1

Friday 17 June 2011 6:51

look for a new college

momo1972 3

Friday 17 June 2011 6:52

aeronautical design huh? good class

Ausha313Fierce 0

Friday 17 June 2011 7:33

Lighten up!

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