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By Anonymous - 28/10/2013 22:39 - United States - Slippery Rock

Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML

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By pregz - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

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By rune breaker - 23/08/2018 22:05

Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML

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By catt - 17/10/2014 20:12 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML

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By Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 14/11/2018 13:30

Today, while writing a midterm, my period came unexpectedly. Too bad my male professor was the one to notice and not me. FML

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By AcademicAdvisor - 25/04/2016 20:14 - United States - Boston

Today, a student pooped his pants in my office. I work with undergrad and graduate students. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 16/12/2018 09:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML

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By anonymous - 08/06/2011 16:47 - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

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olpally 32

Tuesday 29 October 2013 7:00

Sounds like urine for a long day op. FYL.

The_Big_Boss 20

Tuesday 29 October 2013 7:00

Well.. Did it atleast cure your hiccups?

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catharsis5 9

Tuesday 29 October 2013 7:29

Please tell me it's not in the middle of class.

frozenfreeze 5

Tuesday 29 October 2013 7:30

I bet the hiccups stopped once you peed on yourself though?

eddeeezzyy 19

Tuesday 29 October 2013 7:31

At least you don't have to worry about going to the bathroom anymore...?

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Tuesday 29 October 2013 8:01

A little pee came out when I was told I THINK I'm PREGNANT :(

daniel_dd31 13

Tuesday 29 October 2013 8:07

At least the hiccups were gone right? No? Well I feel bad for you then.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 29 October 2013 10:33

Well he has the right concept..maybe scaring does work for you...

heybigboy 11

Tuesday 29 October 2013 11:28

What did he do?

Omniprism 14

Tuesday 29 October 2013 17:43

Next you get hiccups. Breathe in and then out very slowly while pushing on your diaphragm.

tman1985 9

Tuesday 29 October 2013 18:17

join the others and see yourself out

Folly_fml 12

Tuesday 29 October 2013 19:38

*shrugs* perhaps you needed more cowbell.

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