By roadkill0321 - 07/11/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my recently ex-girlfriend's mother called me regarding her baby girl, saying, "If you mess with the chicklet, you mess with the momma hen." I have no idea what the hell this means for my future, but I'm a bit scared. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 503
You deserved it 5 387

Same thing different taste

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faerieworld 1

Relax. It just means if you hurt the daughter her mother will gouge your eyes out with her sharp beak and talons.

Comments

Come on! Be a big pussy! Eat those chickens!

anyone who uses the terms "chicklet" or "momma hen" is really nobody to be scared of in my opinion rather someone to laugh at.

Tell that psycho mom that if you mess with the bull you get the horns...

ironik69 31

Guess you are "hen-pecked." Quit being scared!

What did you do to the poor girl? Did you use the D.E.N.N.I.S system on her?

LBELLE19 4

I say go into witness protection change your name and everything I know that there are a lot of crazy killer moms like mine LOL not that my mom killed anyone but she knows how to punish people without breaking the law making whoever's life who pisses her off miserable

beccalyn244 4
xweon 8

U gotta love tough moms who love their kids :)

She's a mother who will protect her gum at all times

Thats funny. That sounds like something a bunch of rednecks would say honestly. I'm unforunately from a family filled with them.