By roadkill0321 - 07/11/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my recently ex-girlfriend's mother called me regarding her baby girl, saying, "If you mess with the chicklet, you mess with the momma hen." I have no idea what the hell this means for my future, but I'm a bit scared. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 503
You deserved it 5 387
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

faerieworld 1

Relax. It just means if you hurt the daughter her mother will gouge your eyes out with her sharp beak and talons.

225 6

Comments

BretBanger 0

Ohmygod. I had a girlfriend like that. They were so creepy. They like accepted me into the family and her mom was like saying to other people right in front of me that I'm the one. Leave while you can! I left that girl. Her mom still loves my ass though(:

1 2
cmars3 7

Treat her daughter right and you won't have to find out.

2 0
jamwithme 0

She's gonna mess up up if you mess with her daughter

1 0
Chad_the_Brony 0

I wouldn't take her threat. I'd tell her to **** off. She sounds pathetic.

0 1
hpnotizin 0

It means exactly what she says... You mess with her daughter, and you mess with her... It's kinda obvious if you ask me, and if you didnt even understand what she meant, then maybe you deserve to get your ass beat

1 1
bizarre_ftw 21

Ask her if she comes roasted

0 0
Mourningstar 4

Thats what you get when you date a girl with a redneck for a mom. Rednecks are like psycos, great in bed but careful when its over. Like sleeping with a Praying Mantis, hit and run! Lol

2 0
KiddNYC1O 20

At least you can't say you didn't see that coming.

0 0