Love: Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to...

By lisa - 22/12/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML

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By pop - 29/12/2008 01:41 - France

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:53 - United States

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

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By ALL PRAISE TO THE NIGHT MOTHER - 29/01/2016 21:19 - United States - East Greenbush

Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML

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Lord of the lost rings

By Anonymous - 09/11/2022 18:00

Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2015 09:58 - United States - Asheville

Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML

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Let it lie

By Anonymous - 16/11/2021 14:00

Today, I was so happy to be divorced from my asshole husband, I threw my ring off the bridge near the park where we met. As I was walking away, a diver surfaced, yelled, “I think you dropped this, miss” and threw the ring back at me. I can't catch a break today. FML

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By unknown - 30/03/2013 19:02 - France

Today, I went on my fifth date with my new girlfriend. Apparently, she was in such a rush while leaving work that she forgot to take off her wedding ring. FML

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By Tampax - 30/09/2014 18:46 - Spain - Cuenca

Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML

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Yes or No?

By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

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macskapingvin 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 22:32

You shouldn't find out what it looks like until you put your own on. Next, you'll be sleeping with her husband just to find out what that feels like, right? I hope they don't have to cut him off you.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 22 December 2010 22:35

Some countries would consider that you basically performed a divorce ceremony by taking the woman's ring and cutting it. Congratulations on destroying this brand new marriage, you insenitive wench. I hope you're proud of yourself.

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Regoob 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 3:07

They cut your finger off!?

forgotten_addict 1

Thursday 23 December 2010 4:04

They had to cut off your finger or the ring?!!!!! Either way it still sucks and ydi.

yay_knee 3

Thursday 23 December 2010 4:24

YDI. There are other alternatives to getting the ring off without having to cut off your fingers. You could have used hair conditioner, crisco, mayo, windex or some other shit without having to go to the ER. You're a stupid pathetic person without a finger. I hope your friend's ring didn't have blood or skin on it when she got it back.

tencentsakiss 19

Thursday 23 December 2010 8:02

Congratulations, you failed the Internet. No one had their finger cut off.

joseph19921992 10

Thursday 23 December 2010 4:41

fukin loner biatch booo

LilaBear 1

Thursday 23 December 2010 4:56

everyone involved was stupid. You, for putting it on. Everyone else, for not knowing how to get it off. If it got on your finger, it can come off. It just needed to be lubricated. Detergent, butter, margarine, oil, anything like that. I once stuck my finger in the end of a ribbon spool and it got stuck there, but we got it off by lubricating it with margarine.

KaitlinJenna 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 5:08

Way to force it on! lol

knockoutmouse 8

Thursday 23 December 2010 5:29

I agree it's a YDI, but to everybody saying she's fat and/ or has chubby fingers, possibly that's not the case. She much just have large-ish knuckles or something.