By lisa - 22/12/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML
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macskapingvin 0

You shouldn't find out what it looks like until you put your own on. Next, you'll be sleeping with her husband just to find out what that feels like, right? I hope they don't have to cut him off you.

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DocBastard 38

Some countries would consider that you basically performed a divorce ceremony by taking the woman's ring and cutting it. Congratulations on destroying this brand new marriage, you insenitive wench. I hope you're proud of yourself.

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capnbzarr 43

**** your life? **** her life! You better pay for the repair. Consider it another lesson learned the hard way. Anyway, do you really not have enough of an imagination to think of what a yellow circle would look like around your finger? And for future reference, you probably could have removed it with some lube, and a bit of pain tolerance. But didn't it hurt cramming it on there in the first place?

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LoveMySoldier82 0

Seriously you didn't see this coming when you had to force it on?

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kitkatweir 4

cut what off... the ring or your finger?!

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Kelsiewspot 0

that's quite funny. Mabe you just hav chubby fingers

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Kelsiewspot 0

are you a blonde? Wait is that how you spell blond?

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mamichula333 0

why dont u just get a boyfriend?

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monkeebalz 0

cut off your finger??!! oh shit

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serenity40 6

your finger or the ring?

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Marksterrr 0

Hm...you didn't have any kind of clue that it wouldn't fit, before you slipped it over your second knuckle? Usually soap or grease would have done the trick, but no, it had to be cut off. You would IMMEDIATELY cease to be my friend for being such a fool!

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