By lisa - 22/12/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML
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macskapingvin 0

You shouldn't find out what it looks like until you put your own on. Next, you'll be sleeping with her husband just to find out what that feels like, right? I hope they don't have to cut him off you.

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DocBastard 38

Some countries would consider that you basically performed a divorce ceremony by taking the woman's ring and cutting it. Congratulations on destroying this brand new marriage, you insenitive wench. I hope you're proud of yourself.

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Oh my, there are so many dumb asses on here. Make it stop!

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Nadinek98 0

well did u notice that her fingers r smaller than Urs?

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FoxOnTheStreet 9

At least you know you're pathetic. However, you forget to mention that you're a self-centered moron. If your friend hasn't found out yet, I hope she beats the dumbass out of you when she does.

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soldier4life_88 0

ouch!! hop ur friend didnt get to upset at ya!!!

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kainpwnsu 19

NO-FAIL RING REMOVAL: if you can get a ring on your finger, you can get it off. Sit down. Hold your hand as high above your head as possible, for 5 minutes. Quickly, put the ring finger in your mouth, up past the ring. get a lot of saliva on your finger, and pull the ring off with your teeth.

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ryanmrljak 0

Did u lose a Firend. Haha

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