By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 20:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML
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You deserved it 3 270

Same thing different taste

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Knock the dust off, then smack that crack.

sayitagain 9
brandonosaurus 4

wow...just think about it...u will get it eventually

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Just think why they were that hour late...

I don't know if it's been said, but I think the phrase is "boy toy" not "toyboy"

perdix 29

Well, your religious fanatic parents ought to be happy for her. If the 30-year-old boytoy is worth a shit, she should be calling out to God and Jesus as he mercilessly pounds her pussy with his throbbing man meat. And unless Grandpa had initiated her into the practice, when the young dude performs anal on Granny, she will be moaning deeply religious pleas.

Nah Perdix, most likely they'll go over and start screaming out "Third Commandment!"

You should receive anal. Then YOU can let out moans of religious bliss.

tarabelle 7

...I thought it was boytoy?

kelseygoesrawr 8

The expression is boytoy. OP was too high on weed trying to forget that their Grandma had one to remember how the expression went. Lol

Was grannies silver hair sex'd up and her dentures missing from her mouth?.. Did she also have semen running down her prosthetic leg?

Glitterhinoceros 14