Love: Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not...

By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 20:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML

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By moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 23:59 - Australia - Thornleigh

Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML

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By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 14:30 - United States - Edinburg

Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML

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By notsoaloneanymore - 17/06/2016 04:32 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my parents left on vacation for the week. Taking advantage of my freedom, I was planning on having my boyfriend over. My grandparents just showed up as they "thought I would be lonely." I can't get rid of them. Looks like I'm not having any fun this week. FML

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By aabadaba - 01/04/2013 05:23 - United States - La Mirada

Today, my Jewish boyfriend came over for my extended family's Easter party. My grandmother made fun of him for being Jewish so badly, that he left, crying. She doesn't see what she did wrong. FML

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By frustrated girlfriend - 29/12/2016 03:30 - United States - Raleigh

Today, my boyfriend and I spent all day preparing an amazing meal for my extended family, and then 3 hours before dinner his crazy mother forced him home because she felt "excluded". He's spent the past 3 days with her. There's no way for me to keep him and get rid of her. FML

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By Merserve - 09/07/2020 02:00

Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML

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You can't hurry love

By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 17:06 - Ireland - Donegal

Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML

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Monday 15 August 2011 0:57

Extreme cougar!

hobbsicle805 0

Monday 15 August 2011 0:57

Oh God...

Comments

turtleomnom 0

Monday 15 August 2011 1:01

hahaha, sounds like when my grandma explained the secret that kept her marriage working: she never refused sex to my grandfather... I know how u feel lolz

A7X_LoVeee 10

Monday 15 August 2011 1:24

Damn, you should tell that one at parties.

nightslayer 6

Monday 15 August 2011 1:05

Wtf!? Why?

AtPasalacqua 9

Monday 15 August 2011 1:05

Haha! Old people these days....

TheDrifter 23

Monday 15 August 2011 1:47

Not necessarily old. Grandmother to teenagers these days are mostly in their late 40s and early 50s.

CryMoreFMLs 14

Monday 15 August 2011 3:39

Only if the mother and daughter of the mother got pregnant in their late teens / early 20's.

Bunnynapper47 6

Monday 15 August 2011 4:05

I'm a teenager and my grandparents are in their 80s.

amerwin 3

Monday 15 August 2011 1:05

Smart guy. She can't bite it if she doesn't have teeth.

Skulll 13

Monday 15 August 2011 1:06

Ouch...

socialdisease 1

Monday 15 August 2011 1:06

granny cougars ftw?!?!?

ciarafox9 9

Monday 15 August 2011 1:06

Maybe when she's done with him, she can pass him on to you! ( assuming you're around the same age of course!)

akratzer25 0

Monday 15 August 2011 1:06

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MangoRico1 1

Monday 15 August 2011 1:06

I guess all those hard days of being a poolboy are over

Egnar 19

Monday 15 August 2011 1:07

So what part of this affects you?. . The part where you had to wait an hour for dinner?. . .Granny's "boytoy" may be in it for something other than her looks but she's happy and it's nobody elses business, what's the problem?