By kay51 - 24/11/2012 18:41 - United Kingdom

Today, my room-mates were inspired by a TV show to make a "douchebag jar", into which we have to put money every time we say something obnoxious. It seems like I can't open my mouth without having to cough up £10. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

New girl? Try not to be such a douche, brah.

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ICastillo 24

Well don't say stupid things. YOLO and swag are douchey so stop saying them.

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Enslaved 36

I can understand curse words but obnoxious? Who determines what is obnoxious ? It could be any and everything spoken.

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

Even then, while it could be the "curse words in front of people who are uncomfortable with them" jar(Although, that would be a fairly silly jar name), whether or not you use curse words is still a personal choice, and is not something you should stop people from doing, as long as they are being respectful about it. In general, I think making people pay for saying things is unreasonable, even if what they say is douche-y.

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XxskyelovexX 13

When I was little my parents had a jar for when ever they cursed, or I said "I don't know" "ummm" or "like" (I said those words often) and whenever my brother said something that was on his list of words. We had to pay a quarter each time. It payed our trip to Disney

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Futacy 29

This reminds me of a previous FML about a woman who found out that her bf uses sex to get her to shut up. Find that guy and you'd be better off ;)

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T9FTW 20

How exactly do those relate to one another?

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crazytwinsmom 25

If he shuts her up, then she won't say obnoxious things to have to put money in the jar for.

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WCARlover 34

I wonder who gets to judge whether what someone says is obnoxious or not

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CuriousAlien 7

Lol. Probably the most obnoxious person in the group. Oh the irony!

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Hockeyboy4280 18

That whole "takes one to know one" thing...

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BloodandIce 11

Ok they totally have it in for you. I bet they made it with you in mind.

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CuriousAlien 7

Well this "douchebag jar" might just teach you a lesson and make you realize that you should change your ways.

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JustMery 9

THE NEW GIRL. I love that show. Your roommates are awesome. Good luck with that though, OP.

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Sir_Swaggington 6

OP, your roommates started this because they can't stand you. I wonder what the money goes toward.

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Racky_fml 14

Get a pen and paper and write down everything you have to say.

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kobelstone23 13

But it's so fun to be a douchebag:) unless your an actual ass about it

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laden_swallow09 34

Is it really so difficult to not even be a fake ass and not be an ass at all?

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lilhellian 26

How is this a "YDI?" If she was saying stuff like "yolo" and "swag" it's understood, but really?

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CharresBarkrey 15

Who says she wasn't saying that?

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