By kay51 - 24/11/2012 18:41 - United Kingdom

Today, my room-mates were inspired by a TV show to make a "douchebag jar", into which we have to put money every time we say something obnoxious. It seems like I can't open my mouth without having to cough up £10. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

New girl? Try not to be such a douche, brah.

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ICastillo 24

Well don't say stupid things. YOLO and swag are douchey so stop saying them.

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winkydog4056 16

What I fail to understand (one of many) is exactly how calling someone a name after a bulb of vaginal cleansing fluid is the latest in insults.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

How do you not understand that? "A bulb of vaginal cleansing fluid". That is the perfect way to describe a specific group of dumb *****. But instead of calling them that mouthful, all you have to say is douche bag.

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dabeast15 7

Why the hell is everyone YDIing this??

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Mearemoi 14

Because OP apparently says a lot of douchey things.

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Liamj774 36

Irises are red roses are blue I'm bad poetry, refrigerator :$)

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alabamajoe77 3

Your a douche! That would be The New Girl.

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will2397 1

Try not using £'s. That's very obnoxious.

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GhostChickens 17

Oh crap, give me a minute to inform England that they're obnoxious. I'll start with a phone call to the Queen! /sarcasm

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idgaf528 6

I'm pretty sure we all know why your roomates made it, ha, they are trying to show you what you're doing, and possibly squeezing a little cash off you too(;

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Tsunami87 17

*"A fool and their money are easily parted"

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poindexter25 5

Seems like your quite the douche. Or so they think...

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perdix 29

Good thing I don't live with your roommates -- I'd go bankrupt! If you always say douchebag things, you should become an FML commenter. Saying douchebag things will earn you many thumbs up! You may want a new username. Kay51 looks a lot like KaySL and that name is taken.

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