By kay51 - 24/11/2012 18:41 - United Kingdom

Today, my room-mates were inspired by a TV show to make a "douchebag jar", into which we have to put money every time we say something obnoxious. It seems like I can't open my mouth without having to cough up £10. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

New girl? Try not to be such a douche, brah.

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ICastillo 24

Well don't say stupid things. YOLO and swag are douchey so stop saying them.

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keyyoutee 2

Haha, you're Shidmty!

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twloha94 9

We got ourselves a Schmidt here! Really though, New Girl is a great show! Always wanted to have a douchebag jar in my house hahaha.

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emluvslax2 2

It seems like your in a 'Schmidty' situation ;) new girl if you know what I mean

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sheethapins 13

"I pity the fool who's so easily parted by money, sucka!"

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JAMSM 6

I liked the part where OP is a douchebag

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HortonThelephant 15

Just how wealthy are you that you can afford to throw away almost $20 USD, every time you say something they determine to be 'douchy'. I think for posting this FML you owe me 10 pounds ****** sterling.

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alfred07 18

I get the feeling that her room mates are just trying to scam money out of her.

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06dopey 8

"Has anyone seen my good pea coat?" Any New Girl fan knows what I'm talking about

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kittenzZz 4

Don't give her money.. If you do it you might as well be a douchebag. Yaknow?

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