By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 03:48 - United States

Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML
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HerpYourDerp 7

What do you mean, "again"? How many times has that snake been missing in your apartment?

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Buttsexpirate 9

While in the bathroom you're gonna hear "Feed me ssssseymour!"

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bubo_fml 10

Not to worry...My pants python is attracted to the same thing...

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garfield224 0

Without even looking I can see the inappropriate comments

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shenry113322 7

The basilisk wants to enter the chamber of secrets

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Cheyenne_Is_Me 4

Oh god, that had me laughing so hard, I started crying! x'D

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jake1632 9

or maybe ops roomate is a secret male pervert that likes to have pretend play with his snake and is attracted to bloody vaginas... either way FYL.

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darkblitz_fml 0

I've seen enough hentai to see where this is going.

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RubySlippers84 11

i don't think she meant that, unless you walk around with no pants

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