By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 03:48 - United States

Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML
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HerpYourDerp 7

What do you mean, "again"? How many times has that snake been missing in your apartment?

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Buttsexpirate 9

While in the bathroom you're gonna hear "Feed me ssssseymour!"

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jellybean5678 8

Snakes aren't attracted to blood. So I wouldn't worry about it.

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rubberduckie72 4

what is it with all the dn snakes getting loose. thays why i like dogs. hard to loose a dog on the house.

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eurostar710 11

Snakes aren't attracted to blood... Not human blood anyway. Unless she feeds it humans. I would know. I keep snakes. If she feeds it eats it generally won't strike anything else for food, just for self defense. Good luck to her, I hope she finds her snake and can get it back in its enclosure and warm again. Just be careful. You'll be fine :)

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j_cat187 19

Mensal blood is different from regular bood. You're in the clear

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Justforlolz 14

2 - Damn, wish I was smart enough to think of that. ******* brilliant.

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Ikickmidgets 11

at least someone's attracted to your dripping snizz...

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eurostar710 11

I meant to say rats. Not eats. Sorry about that.

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chosha_fml 26

Tell her if you find it first you're going to open the front door and let it out. Or kill it. That should make her look a little faster.

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wilseibold 0

Snakes do mell but the thing is she has nothing to worry about they are not like sharks in being attracted to blood as long as she's not stickin a hamster or something of that nature in there it will leave her alone the heat on the other may attract it

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