By germophobe - 02/09/2014 01:53 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my roommate came back from camping. My toothbrush magically reappeared as well. FML
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BSnapZ 21

Ah, but the real concern here is this: if the roommate took the toothbrush camping, then maybe he was under the impression it was actually his own. In which case, the roommate could have been using OP's toothbrush for a long time...

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wcc7777777 5

That's one of my fears, people using my toothbrush, I just can't stand that thought. Get a new one and no harm done.

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Dave_Davington 33

Use that toothbrush to scrub your butthole, then see if he/she continues to use it. If so, casually mention it. If that doesn't get the point across, I don't know what will.

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cinskeep43 15

why on earth would he scrub his butthole.... maybe it would be easier to just use the toilet . same concept

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Hey, every once in a while, a toothbrush needs to get away too

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Polynomial 28

Those leafs are rough on your ass, ya know? Was he deep in the brush? Did he tell you the tooth?

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nevermindthemind 18

How generous of him to take your toothbrush to camping, thank him.

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SexyMexi21 23

At least you know he brushed his teeth!

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j_cat187 19

the same thing always happens to my butt plug. it's so weird!

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