By burned - 04/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to fry some bacon. After finishing, he thought it would be easy to clean up if he just tossed the panful of grease out the second story window. Guess where I was standing at the time? FML
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plutosaplanet 0

oh pick me pick me!! you were standing in line at the grocery store?!?!

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pinkdancer 0

Nooooooooo! Lmfao! He only threw out the grease. Duh! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Man I swear ppl's dumb comments are the only thing funny about this website.

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Jadian 4

Oh no, not a cliffhanger... please don't make me guess! >.

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i_stay_anonymous 0

This is fake! No one makes bacon and then decides to just throw it out the freakin' window! "Oh, I'm done making bacons, hmm... I'm a bit lazy to wash it so... I'm gonna going to throw it out the window! :D" Idiot. Well, unless you mean throwing out the grease itself then fml but if you're talking about the pan then... Fake.

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Edumacated 0

I just love how there are always people who will mark an fml as "you deserved it", even when there isn't even a vaguely foreseeable justification for such a claim. I swear, someone could post "Today, a meteor destroyed my house and killed my family", and you'd still get at least some "you totally deserved it" flags, lol.

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sababa1 0

I agree. It sucks. Every time i read, i look for the one with the most unanimous votes. None ever have less than 100 "you deserved it" unless its new

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sababa1 0

FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE This is completely fake. First, ur roommate would have looked first, if their not a retard. Second, ur roommate must be a retard to throw grease out a second story window. Third, the probability of u standing there is (number of students at dorm/number of students per room) X (area[square feet] of the dorm, including inside, outside, and all stories). Finally, if you had burning oil poured on you "Today," you would not be in the condition to type an FML about it. Don't create fake FMLs. It's not cool. FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE

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Tequilamockngbrd 7

Aww, I like you! You put your post in a nice little box of FAKE. You're funny. :] Oh, wait, you weren't kidding? ...well, damn. There's so much wrong with your post, but I'm going to assume that you're trolling and doing this on purpose. In case you're not, though, you should know that stories here automatically start with "Today." This could have happened years ago.

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sababa1 0

Thats demented. U should be able to get a time scale on when it happened! And thats the only thing wrong. The probability is right, and so is the other stuff

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Tequilamockngbrd 7

Yeah, more accurate times would probably be nice. Well, putting the unnecessary lines of FAKE aside, there are still a few things kinda wrong. You pretty much contradicted yourself with your first two reasons. The probability thing might be right (I can't say for sure, I hate math), but what does it have to do with anything? You just kind of threw it in there... it doesn't really prove your point.

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sababa1 0

Say theres a thousand kids in the dorm. There are 2 two a room. The dorm is 50thousand square feet. 1 in 25000000 chance that that person is standing there. If there are 4 in a room. Still, 1 in 12500000 that that person is standing there. Understand now???

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Tequilamockngbrd 7

Well, there's a one there. It had to happen to someone. I guess the OP was just that someone. Those are slim odds, yeah, but your own reasoning just proved that it's not impossible.

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sababa1 0

Not impossible, but its like winning the lotto. Have u ever won? or even a friend. or a friends friend???

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Tequilamockngbrd 7

I haven't, but SOMEONE has. Why is it so hard to believe that the one, rare person happens to post on FML?

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sababa1 0

its not. Whats rare is that the person is the grease-throwers roommate.

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Tequilamockngbrd 7

All right. Clearly, you'll accuse this of being fake no matter what I say, so by all means, keep thinking that way. :] It doesn't make the FML less funny and it won't be taken down any time soon.

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sababa1 0

Also, about the win-lotto thing. its often not won, in this analogy meaning that there is a high probability that no one would have been there.

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Tequilamockngbrd 7

'Kay, so we'll say that this is fake. It made me laugh. It made other people laugh. In the end, it served the purpose that it was supposed to serve. Kudos to this faker for being creative. Why are you so determined to take that away?

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sababa1 0

Look at the odds. I know ur not a mathmatician, and im not even technically old enough to be on this site. But look at the odds. It is one step under inpossible.

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sababa1 0

If u read it and automatically know its fake, its not funny. take away the fake ones, leaving more room for the real ones(cause only a few that are submitted make it) and the people who actually have brains on this sight can have fun.

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vynns 0

Hurrah you spotted a fake! ZOMG ONE INTERNETS FOR YOU. Now move on with this thing called life.

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Karraxo 0

"people who actually have brains on this sight can have fun." you would know its a webSITE.

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