where were you???

Were you showering that time?

I find it hard to believe that there are people that retarded who aren't actually disabled. Of course, I've met a few real "winners" in my time, but this damn near takes the cake.

At least you smell like yummy yummy bacon now. There are a lot of other much worse things you could smell like. Plus animals won't just run away from you on sight now.

Clearly your roommate did this intentionally. He knew you had a rather dull love life, and he decided that he at leat make it easier for you with the girls on the rather heavier side. Just see this as a new "AXE" spray. Minor side effects may incude burns, pain and disfigurement.

What is with so many people using the word retarded???? ugh. it's a slur that hurts people with special needs. It's just not okay to take away someone's dignity with a casual remark. You should know better but if you've never heard it before you've heard it now. Enough of using a word that demeans a population of people who can't defend themselves.

uhm... that's a lawsuite

Reckless of your roommate to drop anything out the window without checking if anyone was below first.

Next time pour some hot oil on your roommate when he's in the tub.

On the bright side, you'll taste like bacon for the next for days. On the not-so-bright side, people might try to eat you.