Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons...

By powsser - 11/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML

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By Honestly - 09/02/2017 11:00 - United Kingdom - Measham

Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML

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By raesos91 - 18/09/2012 11:56 - United States - Houston

Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML

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Roommates from hell

By HGTV - 01/10/2013 18:43 - United States - Boston

Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

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Gross

By Noname - 02/03/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

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By calliefml - 26/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2015 17:57 - Denmark

Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML

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By Roomie pay rent plz - 24/04/2016 01:25 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my roommate's shopping addiction reached a whole new level. He bought a box of tampons just because they were 40% off. Yes, he. FML

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By HomicidalPegasus - 25/05/2014 15:50 - United States - Bethalto

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML

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By jannister - 13/08/2012 19:25 - Germany - Bad Blankenburg

Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML

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By Tressa95 - 25/02/2018 18:30 - United States - Belleville

Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML

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Wednesday 11 March 2009 20:04

that's not only weird, but also a waste of money

troyboyd05 0

Monday 19 April 2010 5:12

Maybe OP was putting the tampons away because her mom was coming to visit? You seem like a feminist, oh and the "girls use tampons... get over it" part, OP is a girl I think she would know girls use tampons.

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MCart_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 21:23

Roommate is a bit bipolar eh? Still pretty funny though, I don't know how someone could have made this up.

NorfolkDude 2

Wednesday 11 March 2009 21:33

Are you a guy or a girl? Because if you're a guy, this would make sense. However for a girl, this would make no sense because your mom really wouldn't give a crap unless she's somehow a freak, in which case your real FML would be that you found out you were adopted. Also, if you're a guy, pull an Eric Cartman and explain to your mom you're waiting for your first period.

ActualAtheist 14

Tuesday 4 October 2016 18:54

She's a girl, and it still matters. As a girl, I can flat out say that I wouldn't want to come home and see a bloody tampon lying around, that's disgusting. You throw that shit away, preferably wrapped in toilet paper so nobody has to see it. Just because women have periods does not make that acceptable in any way.

Hullaballoo 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 21:38

That was a ridiculous overreaction on her part. I'm assuming that he/she moved the tampons because the mom was coming, so no huge deal there.

bread_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 21:42

Wow, that sucks. Your roommate has some serious issues to overreact like that.

saaarrj 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 21:50

your roommate is insane @-@ i mean like..how mad could you get that your box of tampons was put away. it's not like they were used or trashed. s/he could've just been making the room tidy. seriously, people these days...