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By Anonymous - 15/02/2015 17:57 - Denmark

Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 22:03 - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 14:00

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 05:01

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By Scaredwitless - 28/01/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

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By anonymous - 16/09/2022 02:30 - United States - Maryville

Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML

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By OMFG - 22/02/2010 10:13 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my roommate pop a blister with a skewer and casually place it back in the kitchen drawer, before wiping what seeped out with the teatowel. FML

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By I_Has_A_Fishy - 10/07/2012 19:33 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I heard a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I discovered my husband, naked and with his pants around his ankles, standing in the bathtub and pointing at a cockroach on the ground. After disposing of the body, I had to stay and comfort him while he wiped his ass. FML

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By Jared - 25/02/2012 19:09 - United States

Today, I got so bored that I drew a face on my index finger, and made a video of me garrotting it with a string. I ended up rupturing a blood vessel, and had to think up a cover story for my girlfriend to explain my screaming. FML

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By selfesteemboost - 27/01/2012 17:14 - Belize

Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML

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wobbly1 16

Monday 16 February 2015 0:13

How long has she had a drinking problem?

MDoremis 38

Monday 16 February 2015 0:14

Who in their right mind does that?! Reading that made my own **** hurt. Geeze.

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Omniprism 14

Monday 16 February 2015 19:17

You got to be mentally prepared for that shit. I pierced my own conches when I was 15 but nine months apart because it hurt like a bitch even with ice and took me awhile to get up enough nerve to do the other side. But your **** are super sensitive. It's better if someone else pulls the trigger for you.

k8Pluss 8

Monday 16 February 2015 19:30

As a piercer and tattoo artist I strongly advise not to do this to yourself. Smh.

mattrd_fml 31

Monday 16 February 2015 19:31

my friend tried piercing his nipple himself. he put ambesol on it...

LaurenRoxsU 9

Monday 16 February 2015 22:35

@105, Did this story end with pliers and a string...?

cypherwars 15

Monday 16 February 2015 20:34

goosebumps..the bad kind!

inspiringdeath 13

Monday 16 February 2015 21:06

I got my **** professionally pierced and died. That's so dangerous. And painful!!

LaurenRoxsU 9

Monday 16 February 2015 22:38

@107, You should definitely have your people contact someone's people about that. You might be Jesus. And Jesus has to have people.

Rababco 29

Wednesday 18 May 2016 7:09

Are you ghost or you writing this from Heaven?

WhoCouldIBe 11

Monday 16 February 2015 23:59

*in Barney's voice* One question... "boobs?"

FitFriday 32

Tuesday 17 February 2015 5:50

What in the ever loving **** is wrong with her!?

lilchica22001 22

Tuesday 17 February 2015 6:44

You don't deserve it but she totally does. What a dumbass. YDI to the roommate! Im sorry you have to live with that kind of stupid OP

Fayern 13

Tuesday 17 February 2015 13:57

What kind of idiot do you have to be to even think about piercing such a sensitive area by yourself? Let alone in a bathroom on the toilet. Cause that's totally safe and sanitary...