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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 18:45 - United States

Today, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired, so I decided to test it on myself. It worked. FML

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By Dr Pepper - 22/05/2019 18:05

Today, to protect me from the 'bad people' out there, my mom bought some pepper spray. While trying to test it, I accidentally sprayed myself in the eyes. Now, every person I meet asks me what I've been crying about. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom bought me pepper spray in case anyone tried to "mess" with me. I put it in my purse. Later, a guy snatched my purse before I even had the chance to take out the pepper spray. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2012 01:34 - Canada

Today, I told a girl that she had very pretty eyes. I then had to rinse pepper spray from my own. FML

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By Username - 09/02/2011 03:27

Today, I got mugged. But luckily I had on my keyring the pepper spray that my husband had insisted I keep with me. Unlucky for me, my husband's co-worker, who borrowed my keys, emptied my pepper by spraying it on a brick wall one day when he was bored. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Stevenson Ranch

Today, after pranking my roommate several times by putting lube in his hand sanitizer bottle, he got me back by putting sanitizer in my lube. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 01:57 - United States

Today, after lunch with my frail, disabled, 87-year-old father, I reached into my purse for lipstick. I didn't recognize the cute cylinder I pulled out, but thinking it was a flashlight, I pressed the little button, spraying my dad and myself in the face with pepper spray. FML

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By joey - 09/03/2020 05:00

Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2010 13:16 - Malaysia

Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 00:40 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I received an email from my friend in South Africa, with whom I'll soon be staying for 2 months. She was telling me that she had bought me a few things so I would be prepared for my stay. What did she buy me? A taser and some pepper-spray. FML

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By spoiled22 - 12/10/2011 07:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML

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flockz 19

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:58

dumbass nice job spraying yourself.

karmennn 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 0:00

that was stupid. ydi for spraying yourself with pepper spray...expired or not

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doglover339 4

Thursday 7 July 2011 4:42

why would u do that?!??

BBYgirl_22 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 4:50

dumbass. if it works or not, you shouldn't point it in your face. hella dumb.

soulfulemo 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 7:40

you make yourself sound "hella" dumb when you say that.

BBYgirl_22 3

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:23

HA!

johnny52 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 4:51

ur a dumbass

emosk8er4life 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 4:58

just because its expired dosent mean it wont work

THEgirlNEXTdoor0_fml 8

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:00

it doesnt mean that its expired that it wont hurt and/or wont spray ! hope that your stupid enough to try it again with a none expired one just to see the difference !!!

tona01 16

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:10

wait! you are trying to tell me, that you should never try pepper spray on yourself!!!!! I've been doing it wrong all these years

steph87_fml 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:21

you are clearly a moron! why on earth would you do that?!? YDI!

smexehXredhead0 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:24

Stupidass...

Ryan747 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:26

Haha your smart.

Lax434 5

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:41

haha idiot...

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