Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate, who has bipolar disorder and refuses to take...

By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 03:48 - United States

Today, my roommate, who has bipolar disorder and refuses to take his meds, tried to stab me with a kitchen knife because I threw out his moldy cheese. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 188

You deserved it 5 528

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Same thing different taste

By uncleaning - 22/07/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 590

You deserved it 4 599

Go vegan

By Done - 24/11/2020 05:02 - Italy

Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 123

You deserved it 88

By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 578

You deserved it 6 347

Pyrotechnics

By Homeless for the holidays - 13/12/2020 22:58 - United States - Farmington

Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 143

You deserved it 149

By youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 063

You deserved it 2 729

Confused

By Nathanael Johnson - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, my roommate came home from work and yelled at me for my dinner being too spicy. The same dinner he denied stealing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 476

You deserved it 213

By fuck off, eh! - 07/03/2014 21:25 - Canada - Milton

Today, my hippy nutjob of a roommate threw a bitch fit at me, all because he saw me chopping down a tree in Minecraft. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 435

You deserved it 5 091

By GonnaLockUpMySpices - 30/10/2015 01:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my roommate broke into my spice cabinet so he could get high off of my nutmeg. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 947

You deserved it 1 833

By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 14:11

Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 779

You deserved it 198

The runs

By stitchwitch - 18/05/2023 00:06

Today, I found out that my psycho roommate replaced my milk with milk of magnesia. How? By taking a huge gulp. Tonight is going to be fun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 691

You deserved it 80

kjack49044 18

Saturday 18 January 2014 13:24

Maybe an intervention or change in roommate is in order...

tranced_ 45

Saturday 18 January 2014 13:25

cheesus !

Comments

hickdog 6

Saturday 18 January 2014 15:33

Are you positive it was moldy? I have seen some pretty smelly, green and blue veined runny messes passing for cheese;I think the French them delicacies

Rigi 3

Saturday 18 January 2014 15:38

I know EXACTLY how this feels. My bipolar friend started a fistfight when I emptied his overflowing ashtray.

rec_chem 22

Saturday 18 January 2014 15:45

Sounds like a new roommate is in order...

frusa 3

Saturday 18 January 2014 16:05

Notify the police and find said roommate another place to live (like a mental health facility). Otherwise we can all have a laugh next time when you write from your bloody hospital bed. It is called Assault with a deadly weapon, a felony. Get outta that situation unless you are effing stupid, then you deserve it.

kmartFTW 12

Saturday 18 January 2014 16:31

OP must not be a fan of Blue Cheese!

darryaz 9

Saturday 18 January 2014 16:50

Echoing the others..... Get out of there or find a way to get rid of the roommate. Maybe contact his family? Being around a mentally disturbed person is not a healthy situation for you (I know, I've been there).