Miscellaneous: Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all...

By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 04:00

Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML

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By funnymanjoe - 14/09/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 01:03 - United States

Today, I told my roommates they have to go get jobs, because I can't afford to support them or their bad habits any more. They responded by pawning all my DVDs for cash to buy cigarettes. FML

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Bottle bank

By TiredStudent - 12/06/2020 23:07 - Australia

Today, I found out my last roommate had been stacking her empty wine bottles under the sink for the last 5 months. The cleaning lady who found them now thinks I'm an alcoholic, and threatened to report me to my landlord. FML

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By wreckdit - 12/10/2016 23:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML

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Such a narc

By hatetheroommate - 16/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML

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By heart of cold - 11/01/2016 09:12 - United States

Today, my roommate invited a couple of homeless gentlemen in to our house. After drinking all our beer, throwing up on our carpet, and repeatedly asking if we were planning on killing them, I asked them to leave. My roommate told them they're welcome back anytime. FML

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And now, on Judge Judy

By Anonymous - 15/10/2019 22:00

Today, I found out my roommates spent my rent money and told the landlord I never paid. I've paid my rent and theirs the past six months. My name's on the lease. FML

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Phantom pooper

By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 17:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, all of my roommates were home. I really had to poop all day but the bathroom was being hogged. Once I finally got the chance to go, I guess the toilet didn't flush all the way and I didn't notice. The other roommates loudly asked each other who it was, and they all started loudly taking about me. FML

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Pyrotechnics

By Homeless for the holidays - 13/12/2020 22:58 - United States - Farmington

Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML

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By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

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Amy Germaine 5

Wednesday 25 January 2017 4:23

They sound like great EX roommates! For real, though. I'm assuming you asked them to stop before telling on them. B/c if that's the case, shame on them for choosing not to be respectful. If not, maybe I can see why they retaliated so harshly...

Sparkieemae 14

Thursday 19 January 2017 9:02

Well, where are they supposed to smoke? But contaminating your shit with biohazards is definitely uncalled for and no one deserves.

Comments

TaoShaman 24

Wednesday 25 January 2017 21:12

Are people seriously saying they deserved it? OP probably told the landlord. If Marijuana is illegal where they live they probably could have gotten kicked out or arrested? Even if it is legal, they could probably still be kicked out. People don't even necessarily know who their roommates are or get to choose them, so the people blaming them for living with them aren't making any sense. Or OP might not have other options about where to live. There might not be many places. And considering how you people are responding, I doubt talking to the roommates did or would do anything. Why smoke inside where you'll get the smell all over everything? How about showing courtesy to roommates that possibly could get fired for smelling like drugs or maybe don't want to breathe in poison all day? Or just don't do drugs because there is zero reason to?