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By liu_kang - 16/03/2010 18:55 - United States

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML

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By Bobby M - 16/05/2011 16:33 - Ireland

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2012 23:33 - France

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2012 04:50 - Canada

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By box bulge - 21/10/2011 01:24 - China

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2018 01:30

Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2015 15:10 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML

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By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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fml212121 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 23:43

schlong

Fedor_fml 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 23:46

Fatality!!!!!!!!!!!

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redcell 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 23:52

Finish Him!!!

galinga_fml 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 0:59

you do realize combat is spelled with a c, not a k

Tntd817 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 1:19

True, except the actual videogame IS spelled "Mortal Kombat". Lol I've laways wondered what these spellings are teaching the youth of tomorrow..

Jlevrt 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 4:13

how did that EXACTLY happen?

ZeroMachine 3

Thursday 18 March 2010 8:00

Two words: Button Fly.

mmagirlx3 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 9:48

FATALITY!

D4ni3l96 5

Thursday 22 April 2010 23:33

m m

songsparrow 0

Monday 10 May 2010 2:46

YDI for calling your penis a schlong.

jake316 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 3:21

how did it win.your "schlong" probably isnt even that big. musta been some really tight jeans

bck2lf 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 4:27

did the zipper finish him

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