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By liu_kang - 16/03/2010 18:55 - United States

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 170
You deserved it 7 714

Same thing different taste

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@fukyolife I don't get why this has to be fake just because it happened to a guy in a movie. Does that mean if some girl posted a story about how she got pregnant at a young age, and decided to give the baby up for adoption, that there's no way it could be true because it happened on Juno. It's a small world, and while people are unique, most of our experiences are not.

?* There's supposed to be a question mark after "...because it happened on Juno..."

SerenaChaos805 0

soo you need someone to kiss it better?? haha also #157 I believe.. teeth it was they call the part of the zipper like the sides that come together xD haha sorry if that didn't help xD

ItsGottaBeJello 0

I think snickerdoodles says schlong all the time

indianabummer 0

so much win in the writing of this fml, it bypassed epic. I don't even care if it is fake or not, awesome OP, awesome

jessi_ld 2

haha I dig how you worded this xD