By forkmylife - 19/05/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, my school is having a mandatory class on etiquette. We've just now progressed onto forks after a long, tedious discussion on spoons. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Olovio 5

Bet you can't wait for sporks!

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hey! what are you a barbarian? you should consider yourself lucky, those are valuable skills to have!

if you cannot see the point in learning etiquette, i am afraid you simply aren't mature enough to recognize the importance yet. when you're eating with the CEO and VP of your job 15 years from now, you will either be (1) thankful that you learned your manners, (2) ashamed that you didn't and have embarrassed yourself by behaving crassly, or (3) still too immature and oblivious to realize that you've done so, and are soon to be unemployed.

baconandkittens 10

OP never said that it wasn't important, but etiquette is dreadfully boring to learn. Just like math, every recognizes its importance, but really, most people wouldn't want to learn about it.

Haha and you're not listening. You know how I can tell? You're using present tense

heathermarie5 0

Good, now maybe the kids in your school won't act like fools and learn how to act in public.

one of my teachers gave us a lecture on fences for an hour. during english class

doglover100 28

We learned about etiquette in my cooking class.