By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 15:20 - United States

Today, my school is having homecoming. I'm taking a date who I really like, and she happens to have fairly large boobs. I have a friend who seems to think I have an obsession with boobs, so I texted her last night reading "btw, no big boob jokes tomorrow." I accidentally sent it to my date. FML
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adamas117 0

OP here. it was late when i sent the text, and wasnt really focusing on what i was doing. because the text was about my date, i was thinking about her, and subconciously went to her name instead of my friend's. its all good though. i explained the situation to her, and she understood.

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Monado 0

Well I guess there are going to be three big boobs at that dance.

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iBiteRoses 22

Well that's a good thing then, I'm glad you got it straightened out.

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

Just tell her that that's "...That's something to be proud of That's a life you can hang your hat on That's a chin held high as the tears fall down A gut sucked in, a chest stuck out..." You know, boost her confidence

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

mine disappeared and someone else's is there. i shall repost

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I_am_stupid_also 6

You'll know if she is a keeper if she replies "and no small dick jokes either."

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KingAfter 0

why didn't you just tell her? it surely wouldn't have been that bad! okay, maybe you did... whatever, FYL.

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mc0carrie 0

I always text the wrong person by mistake! my one friend I text the most out of everyone I have and so I usually just pick the most recent person and sometimes I forget I texted someone else more recently and send it to them without looking

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

Just tell her that that "...That's something to be proud of That's a life you can hang your hat on That's a chin held high as the tears fall down A gut sucked in, a chest stuck out..." You know, boost her confidence

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Amysbodybetrayal 0

The "chest stuck out" part made me laugh, considering the FML. Hahah.

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allmidnighteyes 10

So I guess you can't chew this moment over with a Twix...

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Intoxicunt 5

Mine are quite small. I mean, you can tell I'm a woman, but they're not big floppy *******. I'm overall really little and petite. Sorry to disappoint.

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