Love: Today, my school is having their homecoming, and it seems everyone...

By Anonymous - 03/09/2011 02:47 - United States

Today, my school is having their homecoming, and it seems everyone but me has someone to go with. My best friend has her boyfriend, my brother has a date, and I have my hamster. FML

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By geekyteendisaster - 25/09/2018 07:30 - United States - Littleton

Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML

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By AdriBAMF - 17/10/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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Hammy

By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML

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Awks

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 21:23 - United States - Plaquemine

Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML

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So much in common

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 20:01 - New Zealand

Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML

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No future

By singlegirl - 27/11/2009 18:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML

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By Jusawkward - 01/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML

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By KeepOnTruckin' - 18/05/2019 17:50

Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML

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By LegallyBored - 16/12/2016 21:00 - Canada - Regina

Today, my roommate went away for the weekend so she could hook up with a guy from Tinder that she's never met. This wouldn't be a problem if we hadn't already made plans for my 18th birthday, which is also today. Here's to a night of Netflix with my dog. FML

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Bloothebawss 9

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:11

Dance with your hamster?

mrpuffypants 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 7:11

Take the hamster in a tuxedo

Comments

Geeroh 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 10:47

It's okay. Homecoming Is a waste of time. Prom is what you news to worry about

renniel 3

Saturday 3 September 2011 11:00

fyl

gusgus36 5

Saturday 3 September 2011 11:21

sad :( I know how you feel, I didn't have a date to homecoming all 4 years of highschool...

ingoflam 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 11:23

You can always do the West Virginia way take you cousin.

cIickhere 5

Saturday 3 September 2011 12:09

Ohhh FYL , your life sounds like my FML

ErocX85 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 12:53

and once you're 21 hittin up the clubs you'll be begging guys to leave you alone. so go just to have fun.

Bofferding_fml 6

Saturday 3 September 2011 13:00

If you are a dude and want some fun after the hamster dance, dont forget to ductape the hamster, else he might implode...

timmysrule 2

Saturday 3 September 2011 13:05

u will have the cutest date in ur homecoming :)

McGherkin 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 13:15

Good thing your hamster drives a Ferrari.

docscientist 9

Saturday 3 September 2011 13:27

At least it's only high school, which has no consequence later in life, unless you obsess over it.

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