By Anonymous - 23/01/2013 18:03 - United States

Today, my school's theatre decided to produce Les Misérables. I got the part of Éponine. My boyfriend, being a talented performer, could have gotten any part he wanted. However, he only wanted to play the soldier responsible for killing Éponine. FML
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loserman67 35

I think he's trying to tell you something...

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anythingmustbe 18

Les not be so Misérable about it. Maybe he thought it would be funny.

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Artsygirl90 14

Nothing brings couples closer together than pretending to murder your partner. Sounds healthy.

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HowieDoIt 21

As long as someone ends the madness, I'm fine

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GothickNihilist 15

It seems like he is deliberately trying to piss you off, in order to break up with you. It may be time to end the relationship , as his feelings for you are perhaps almost nonexistent at this point. I hope that you can find someone who is not a fucknugget, and who truly cares for you.

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Tiana_34 4

or maybe it's an interesting role with a lot of character and he thinks he will be better at that...

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RoperGirl203 9

Sounds like someone has some issues... Lol just because her bf wants to play that role doesn't mean he wants to break up with her. I mean, seriously.

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EverdreamOfMe 24

I totally disagree with this comment. It's reading between the lines to find hidden malice that just isn't there. I say ignore their advice to break up. This is too superficial to be something worth braking up over.

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TurquoiseJesus 15

Some people on this website (looking at you, 18) seem to believe that any instance of a boyfriend/girlfriend messing with their significant other automatically means they are a sadist, or they don't love them, or they are cheating on them. Too many people with too many issues seem to be giving advice, I think.

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oj101 33

Sing to him non stop, and make him miserables too.

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DidUrMom_Twice 6

I like the storys on this app there funny but this app has got to b ran by a bunch a commies or somethn id like to kick em all in the dick or **** whichever for being racists priks

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kaybee41906 13

I'm sorry, I can't say fyl to this, because YOU'RE FREAKING ÉPONINE! Congrats!!!

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perdix 29

He's perfect for the part since he has all that practice stabbing you with his blood-engorged pork sword.

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akiahara 14

I can't say that sounds terribly enjoyable. Penises and pork just got a little les appealing.

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Coop817 19

Ha that's kinda funny actually. But don't take it personally he's just playing with you. At least that would be my motive if I had been in his shoes

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babeababe 16

Did you do something to make him mad? Maybe he's just playing around and thinks its funny.

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