By Anonymous - 23/01/2013 18:03 - United States

Today, my school's theatre decided to produce Les Misérables. I got the part of Éponine. My boyfriend, being a talented performer, could have gotten any part he wanted. However, he only wanted to play the soldier responsible for killing Éponine. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I think he's trying to tell you something...

Les not be so Misérable about it. Maybe he thought it would be funny.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

It's just a school play. Don't take it serious.

Éponine gets killed? Dammit! Thanks for ruining the plot for me!

...The story has only been around for 150 years. The musical for 30. Pretty sure the statute of limitations on spoilers is long since past.

-_- well at least we know where his heart is

LightsxOut 10

Maybe we didn't hear both sides of the story. This could have promptly been after she told him she wanted him to play Marius.

It's just his...way...of showing "love". He's too afraid to do it kindly. Yep.

I'd kill to be Eponine in my school production.

nycwrestler 17

She can run as far as she wants, she'll have play practice the next day.

Usually it works better to put the spoiler alert at the beginning...

And this is a FML why? Seriously it's just a play. I doubt it means anything bad that he wants to play that part.