Miscellaneous: Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming....

By ohgodwhy - 18/09/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

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By obsceene - 18/10/2010 10:49 - United States

Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML

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By snorlax - 20/01/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

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By it's a wonder I'm not illiterate as fuck - 12/04/2013 17:21 - United States - Roselle

Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML

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By UltraHoe69 - 06/01/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML

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You deserved it 4 403

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By chickennbenchpress - 31/05/2011 17:05 - Canada

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML

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You deserved it 81 589

By SofiMarti - 24/08/2019 00:02 - Argentina - Buenos Aires

Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML

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By skyhawk13 - 30/10/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML

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By presidont - 18/10/2009 12:25 - Switzerland

Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML

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Not a good look

By dumb dumb dumb - 20/10/2020 11:04 - United States

Today, my daughter decided she wants to be a Pokémon for Halloween. To practice the look, she used fabric dye because she thought it would look cool on her skin. Only she decided to dress as Jynx and instead of looking cool, she looks like a racist idiot in blackface. She posted pics. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 21:03 - United States - Marinette

Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML

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Monday 19 September 2011 1:29

Hey! I love pokèmon!!! Pika pika!

damian25 0

Monday 19 September 2011 1:29

thats fukkin awesome!!!! :D haha

Comments

kitty5399 0

Monday 19 September 2011 1:32

Dude that's so kickass.

perdix 29

Monday 19 September 2011 1:33

Pikachu, I choose you! That's how you need to get a date for that.

fuzz97 23

Monday 19 September 2011 1:35

No, that's how you never feel the touch of a woman.

Bobissmall 13

Monday 19 September 2011 1:57

It's funny because i know way more girls that like Pokemon than guys. Just sayin'

Beebow_fml 5

Monday 19 September 2011 2:24

Or throw a pokéball at the nearest member of the opposite sex.

perdix 29

Monday 19 September 2011 2:40

Bobissmall, I'm not sure what your point is. There are plenty of girls/women that are unfuckable, just as there are lots of guys who will never get laid unless they pay for it.

borkchop1992 15

Monday 19 September 2011 1:33

pokemon is great

JRFaceless 8

Monday 19 September 2011 1:33

Pokemon is awesome, you sound like a buzzkiller.

asterik99 3

Monday 19 September 2011 1:33

That sucks.

baseballlegitly0 2

Monday 19 September 2011 1:34

pokemon gotta **** em all

GrammaticalNazi 2

Monday 19 September 2011 1:53

Oh gee you used the F word in the catch-phrase of cartoon that one would not typically use the F word in. You're funny.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 19 September 2011 2:37

Eh. I like that kind of humor. I found it funny.

KatieB1231 3

Monday 19 September 2011 1:34

Why is that an FML? That's awesome I would love to have that instead of the stupid crap we do!

jimmyjim13 5

Monday 19 September 2011 1:35

They better play season one theme song or there gay

HentaiBunny 4

Monday 19 September 2011 1:35

Lopunny would be the school *****, Slowpoke would be in special ed, Machoke would be the school jock, Snorlax would be the school fatty.. I've got this shit down.