Miscellaneous: Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming.... - FML

By ohgodwhy - 18/09/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

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By obsceene - 18/10/2010 10:49 - United States

Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML

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By snorlax - 20/01/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

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By it's a wonder I'm not illiterate as fuck - 12/04/2013 17:21 - United States - Roselle

Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML

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By UltraHoe69 - 06/01/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML

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By chickennbenchpress - 31/05/2011 17:05 - Canada

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML

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By SofiMarti - 24/08/2019 00:02 - Argentina - Buenos Aires

Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML

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By skyhawk13 - 30/10/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML

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By presidont - 18/10/2009 12:25 - Switzerland

Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML

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By dumb dumb dumb - 20/10/2020 11:04 - United States

Today, my daughter decided she wants to be a Pokémon for Halloween. To practice the look, she used fabric dye because she thought it would look cool on her skin. Only she decided to dress as Jynx and instead of looking cool, she looks like a racist idiot in blackface. She posted pics. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 21:03 - United States - Marinette

Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML

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HowAreYouToday 34

Monday 19 September 2011 1:29

Hey! I love pokèmon!!! Pika pika!

damian25 0

Monday 19 September 2011 1:29

thats fukkin awesome!!!! :D haha

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Tenro_fml 0

Monday 19 September 2011 1:36

That's awesome. :D

Aysian 0

Monday 19 September 2011 1:36

Eminem sucks bro.

xgirlofglassx 4

Monday 19 September 2011 1:44

How is this a relevant comment?

Aysian 0

Monday 19 September 2011 2:48

Eminen sucks!!!!!!

dragon_wings 1

Monday 19 September 2011 1:36

How is this a bad thing?!?

fuzz97 23

Monday 19 September 2011 1:38

What are you, eight years old? Why do you still like Pokémon?

WeaverSka 16

Monday 19 September 2011 1:58

Coming from the 16 year old kid spending his time judging other people on the internet. I'm guessing you play Black Ops too? Or are you more into NBA or Fifa? Cause playing Pokemon is childish, but the video games you play are TOTALLY different... And if you respond to this, then I know that you're immature and dumb because why else would you be checking these kind of sites regularly if not to troll people?

jjjaks 0

Monday 19 September 2011 2:13

Totally agree, dude

Yeshua_fml 19

Monday 19 September 2011 1:37

I would proudly proclaim that throughout all the land if I were you. I'm serious.

seraphxchild 3

Monday 19 September 2011 1:51

I whole heartedly agree

Kendall_Cali97 8

Monday 19 September 2011 1:38

You must have a VERY interesting class...

moselhorn17 0

Monday 19 September 2011 1:42

I LOOOOOOVE POKEMON!!!!!

xgirlofglassx 4

Monday 19 September 2011 1:42

HOW IS THIS AN FML?

xgirlofglassx 4

Monday 19 September 2011 1:42

HOW IS THIS AN FML?

mrahhhhh 21

Monday 19 September 2011 1:43

That theme will be the very best, like no one's ever was!

Chibipanda 1

Monday 19 September 2011 1:44

Omfg. I love pokemon :D that's amazing

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