By SpiderFather - 02/07/2013 08:01 - France

Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML
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lhazz11 23

At least he's creative

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Nolimit2217 32

I like his style.

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Lili_love 14

ha that's awesome! you should be one proud parent

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dakotahulsey 15

Lol actually kind of smart for a seven year old

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ajaj26 12

Please let me know if it works!

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sweet23_fml 11

Anyone wondering how many people are now looking for a spider after reading this?

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graceinsheepwear 33

I think if you nuke a spider you are supposed to poke holes in it with a fork first so it doesn't explode.

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WhiteCrimson 23

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha poor spider, was he blue and red when he took him out. If not get the nail polish.

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middlenamefrank 8

Different kind of radiation. He's gonna need some plutonium.

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