Kids: Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal...

By SpiderFather - 02/07/2013 08:01 - France

Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML

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lhazz11 23

Tuesday 2 July 2013 18:56

At least he's creative

Nolimit2217 32

Tuesday 2 July 2013 18:56

I like his style.

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albertoac87 2

Wednesday 3 July 2013 17:15

this is the type of kids I want yo have, not afraid of spiders and creative as hell.

Shadowranger31 5

Wednesday 3 July 2013 18:09

This kid is a genius, too bad I didn't think about that as a kid. As for the spider, **** her i hate spiders.

graceinsheepwear 33

Thursday 4 July 2013 6:44

Who said the spider was a her?

djinnyf 12

Thursday 4 July 2013 2:52

I've read this before...?!

soapmactavish82 8

Thursday 4 July 2013 4:21

Perfect, 7 year old logic and creativity at its finest. I tip my hat to your son

Erery 16

Thursday 4 July 2013 5:14

Smart kid, huh?

amifaiyaz 12

Thursday 4 July 2013 8:28

You're son is going to do great things in life.

Euronymous93 29

Thursday 4 July 2013 9:14

That is pretty funny, although dangerous. I give your kid a high 5 for creativity.

iamthunder 4

Thursday 4 July 2013 22:57

Did it work?

miniski5 11

Friday 5 July 2013 6:15

Its a spider. Let him do it.

latinheat96 9

Friday 5 July 2013 8:00

Yeah totally not gonna try that after reading this...

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