Miscellaneous: Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad...

By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:55 - Canada

Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML

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By failure - 16/07/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML

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By pregnant loser apparently - 20/05/2013 04:31 - United States - Franklin

Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

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Yeet it time

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 12:59 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2018 13:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement and has never held a job in his life, announced that his girlfriend is pregnant with their third child. I'm a college graduate living on my own and I've never even had sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 19:03 - United States - Springfield

Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

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By dazzla08 - 26/03/2011 00:07

Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML

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Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine

By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 04:00 - United States - Eagle Mountain

Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML

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Nice support system you've got there

By Anonymous - 24/08/2023 22:00

Today, I announced my pregnancy to my parents, expecting them to be thrilled. Instead, they were furious. Apparently, being unmarried and on disability means I can't raise a baby. FML

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Saturday 4 April 2009 12:26

so then all his kids were epic fails? minus the gay one sinceIi'm not homophobic at all.

suadelaaa 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 12:25

Parenting fail.

Comments

Endymion_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 19:28

Easy solution- Abort that baby's ass. There are too many people in this world already. And you'd better have been using protection or you're just damn stupid.

littlemuffet 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 19:38

Your dad's a complete tool for saying his gay son doesn't have a bright future. I hope he kicks all of your asses at life. I agree with 103.

xkaokaox 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 19:38

you probably fail at 'collage' too.

wowfmlife 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 19:42

#97 who said they're christians? if they were true christians this stuff wouldnt be happening

TitsMcLovin 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 19:50

1) its called birth control, a condom or you and who ever yo u had sex with are just plain dumb. 2) I dont think you have a bright future when you cant even spell college right....you might just deserve to be pregnant. Hopefully you bastard child won't be a failure too

astrogirl_fml 7

Monday 10 February 2014 23:03

Why does everyone think that the only way to get pregnant is consensual sex? She could have been raped. Or is one of the like .01 % to be on BC and use condoms to get pregnant

MukyDaCookie 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 19:52

Wow, your family is messssed up!

0___0 9

Saturday 4 April 2009 19:53

You guys should stop being so rude to the OP for spelling 'college' wrong. My WRITING TEACHER couldn't spell for shit, and she was still a great teacher. You can still have a bright future making a few spelling errors.

Rupus 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:02

He compares falling out of college and being fired to being gay? I would say the gay one wins out of those siblings.

dammn 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:13

at # 97 .... no one ever said they were christians.....

backoff 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:16

im just stunned reading such intolerant and rude comments... in my world the aim of every dialogue is not to lay down your mind but to enrich each other